•Bitch that lives in the suburbs
•Pretend to be wealthy (far from it)
•Expect kids to be perfect
•Reputation is everything to them
•Can be male or female
The reality is a suburbitch’s child will most likely end up in therapy. I can imagination the therapist saying, “it’s ok, not to be perfect.”
Great parents do not sweat the small stuff. A suburbitch gets angry when their children break something by accident. Does that really matter? Thus the new word I made up, “suburbitch.”
A suburbitch freaks out if their child comes home with a grade lower than a “B.” In the big picture of life, is it worth getting angry if a child gets a “C?” The child has to make perfect grades, look perfect, act perfect, and do great in sports. It is an enormous amount of pressure.
Suburbitches also have their children in extracurricular activities six days a week! Where is the childhood fun in that?
Why are suburbitches adopting the new “my child must play every sport and every instrument – and be perfect” parenting style?
The kids hate it. Hey suburbitches, how about you let your kid be a kid, and have some fun? Stop putting enormous pressure on them.
Childhood is supposed to be fun!
Do you think the above parenting style is odd or normal?
Do you like the word I made up?
I wonder if suburbitch will end up in Webster’s Dictionary?