- Reposition the driver’s seat of their car everyday.
- “Accidentally” send them a really strange text, that makes them think, “what the ____?”
- Place condoms in your drawer.
- Write something fictional & crazy in your journal. Let them find your journal.
- Leave your Facebook open and post a photo or a post that makes them think you are a homosexual (if you are straight).
- Tell your parents the voices in your head told you to join the Army.
- Put cat food outside and draw all the stray cats to your house.
- Stay out past curfew. When asked where you were say, “playing truth or dare with college kids.”
- Hide undergarments of the opposite gender somewhere in your room (where they will look).
- Put a password on your Smartphone and do not tell them the password, no matter the punishment.
- Turn the TV (if you are straight) to the lesbian/gay channel right before they get ready to watch TV.
- Use their credit card (if they allow you to) to buy any strange item. An item that will make them think, “what is going on?”
- Turn the dial on their watch right before they go to work.
- Place items in your house in different places (this drives me nuts).
- Change all the set radio channels on their car stereo.
- Change the time on the car radio.
- Set their cell phone alarm to sound at 3:00 a.m. one night (this drives me nuts too).
- Tell them your career plans are to become an actor/actress, and skip college.
- Pull up the craziest websites you can find on your parents laptop, so the pages appear in the internet history.
- Write on the family calendar, “appointment at Planned Parenthood” on any upcoming date.
Note: This post is only for humour purposes. I am not advising anyone to do any of the above items. You are reading this post at your own risk.
mystudentstruggles
/ July 25, 2012Brilliant! Shame my mother’s sat right next to me and saw the title of the post
lol
LizEccentric7
/ July 25, 2012I wanted to write a few humour posts, as I haven’t written that many. Thank you for all of your comments. I really appreciate it. Your writing is spectacular. I will visit your blog and comment on your recent posts later tonight.
Best Regards,
Liz
Nisha
/ July 26, 2012This post reminds me of that time when my late father found my crotchless panties in my glove compartment. I forgot they were in there. He was is utter shock. He cursed and those panties down so fast. I couldn’t wear those panties anymore after that experience. LMAO!!!
LizEccentric7
/ July 26, 2012@Nisha – How embarassing? How in the world did you explain that one? I would be so embarassed, would probably pass out!
crodamilo
/ July 31, 2012hahahahahahahahahha- great one
LizEccentric7
/ July 31, 2012Thank you. I was a little apprehensive when writing this post. My better half said it was too crazy for my blog. I thought it was funny. I am not that great at writing humor posts. Guess my sense of humor is different perhaps? The teens enjoyed the post.