Quotes I Made Up

“Anger is nothing more than grief not yet exposed by tears. “Tears are the escape from anger.”
—Liz

“Depression can be cured quickly by not being depressed.”
—-Liz

“Whining only makes for others to run in the opposite direction.”
—Liz

“Complaints should be written on a 1″ by 1″ piece of paper.”
—-Liz

“People who are easily offended, need some balls.”
—Liz

“You are depressed only because you THINK you are, think you are great, and you shall be.”
–Liz

“Beware of quiet people, they have many secrets, loud mouths I never worry about, they say what they think.”
—-Liz

“Blogging is like virtual reality.”
—-Liz

“When you think you are right, you are usually wrong, when you think you are wrong – you are right.”
—-Liz

“My dog is smarter than me, so is the iPhone.”
—Liz

“Just when things are going well..God must think, “hey, let’s make this interesting.”
—-Liz

“PhD does not equal common sense.”
—Liz

“Positive changes don’t just magically happen?” “I thought that was the process.”
—-Liz

“…just because you don’t talk about it, do it, or think it, does not mean it doesn’t exist.”
—-Liz

“I think every person has a crazy side.”
—-Liz

“What?” Peeing in the woods is against the law?”
—Liz

“Ummm No” (say this fifty times a day)
—Liz

The above quotes were authored by LizEccentric7 (me). Yes, I love to make my own quotes, it’s fun! :)

More in the future.

Weekly Writing Challenge:
http://dailypost.wordpress.com/2012/08/20/passive-voice-challenge/

About these ads
Leave a comment

10 Comments

  1. After the comment you made on my blog…you have no idea how much I’m smiling right now. I might just write some of these and put them up on my desk at work.

    Reply
  2. Great quotes! nice to meet you :) Maxi x

    Reply
  3. “PhD does not equal common sense.” – too right :D

    Reply
    • @mystudentstruggles – met a lot of people with PhD, they were smart but wouldn’t survive one night in a bad part of town in a large city. Zero street smarts (some). I have met people though that have both PhD and street smarts, though rare. :)

      Reply
  4. Indeed everyone has a crazy side! And boy am I guilty of peeing in the woods… Great quotes!

    Reply
  5. This was hilarious! Love it!
    I am a quiet person. Oh boy … do I have some secrets. You are so right on that one! I’m going to try to get louder!
    Anyway, great post!

    Reply
    • @Simplysage – Liz actually wrote a humor post? Hooray! Yep, I watch out for the quiet ones….seems like they are always planning things in the brain, but never speaking…scares me. Loud mouths make me feel secure, they tell everyone everything (me). Glad someone found this funny. :)

      Reply

Thank you for your opinion and feedback. I will visit your blog and comment. Have a wonderful day!

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 220 other followers